more often than not

More often than not the beef you have with others is more about you than it's about them.

Today I sat in the foyer at Cecilia Whitby Studios, anticipating Jack's performance in the Parent Sharing Program. I'd attempted small talk with the woman seated behind me. My overtures were coldly rebuffed. As we waited for the latecomers, the woman behind me (let's call her WBM) chatted up her companion. It soon became evident to me why she turned me off.

"I took piano from second grade through tenth, and then again when I was in college. I took piano when I was working on my PhD., not because I needed to improve my skill but because I found it so relaxing. Cecilia really is a wonderful teacher. You know that black piano at Albert's house? That's mine. I keep a smaller piano at my house while the children are taking lessons. Ryan is singing Silent Night. He's singing another song? Oh, 'As If We Never Said Goodbye'? That boy's voice is taking him places. I'm hoping he has a growth spurt over the summer. He's 13. When I was 14 I grew 8 inches in one year. I was 4 foot 10 in 8th grade and 5 foot 6 by the end of 9th grade. I'm tall and his father is tall and we come from tall families. I just know he'll be tall. That year I grew 8 inches? It just hurt. I'd lay in my bed at night and cry because my bones hurt so much. Blah blah blah."

That woman prattled on and her companion hung on her every word, and I pretend barfed into my shirt. After Jack finished his two pieces I could hear WBM whispering to Companion but I couldn't hear what she said. Then, when Ryan came on and butchered Silent Night in a heavy handed Lady Gaga fashion, I couldn't help feeling smug. Then when he freight-trained through the Sunset Boulevard classic, missing every possible karaoke cue, I was positively gleeful. Little fruitcake fairy will find his lack of musical ability hinders him from landing anyplace his fine castrato voice might take him.

So what's the beef? WBM earned my disdain, but mostly because I covet what she possesses. PhD? Confident son? Ability to trumpet her own horn? Those are things I feel I SHOULD have, or I'd LIKE to have, but haven't accomplished. Therefore those in possession are somehow more worthy than I am, so I ridicule them to camouflage my own perceived inadequacies.

Am I perceptive? Insightful? Reflective? Retarded?

Maybe all of the above. But I still don't have a PhD.